One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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