well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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