I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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