this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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