Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
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