margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I have already put on my inside pants.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Randomize
