I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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