i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
