how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
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