4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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