My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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