So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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