Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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