i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
We had sex on a dog bed..
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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