she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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