Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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