I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
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