And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
i dont even know how to be here
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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