what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I wish I only lived at night.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
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