ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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