ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
Randomize
