I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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