How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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