no you cant smoke seaweed
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
