the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
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