just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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