THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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