hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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