Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Congratulations! We have a period
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
Randomize
