We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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