The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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