I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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