I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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