So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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