I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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