Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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