garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
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