and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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