margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Just invented taco cereal.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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