just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
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