That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
no you cant smoke seaweed
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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