Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
okay pat passed out under dana's car
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
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