Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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