On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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