I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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