it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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