How'd it feel making her break her religion?
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
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