Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Of course I have a pirate flag
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
Randomize
