There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
