Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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