Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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