Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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