He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
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