I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
this will be a night to untag.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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